No we can’t be friends, I just want you for sex
The dress doesn’t make you look fat, it’s all that f**king ice cream and
chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
You’ve got no chance of me calling you.
No, I won’t be gentle
Of course you have to swallow
Well yes actually, I do this all the time
I hate your f**king friends
I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you
after tonite.
I’d rather watch a porno
Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to f**k it.
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