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Stranded for 10 Years.
One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island all alone
for ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a
ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he
begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde
woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy
and says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've
had a cigarette?"
"Ten years" replies the stunned man. With that, she reaches over and
unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of
fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag and says,
"Man oh man! Is that ever good!"
"And how long has it been since you've had sip of bourbon?" she asks him.
Trembling, the castaway replies: "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her
waterproof pocket on her right sleeve pulls out a flask and hands it to
him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says "Wow, that's
absolutely fantastic!"
At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down
the front of her wet suit, looks at him seductively and asks, "And how
long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes the guy falls to his knees and says. "Oh sweet
Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!"
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