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Two Italians Get on a Bus.
A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but
her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:
"Emma come first. Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Den I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," said the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola downa lady," said the man.
"Whosa talkin' abouta da sexa?
I'mma jus tell my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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