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5 Birds on a Fence.

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many would be left?"

She calls on Billy who replies: "None - they'd all fly away on the first gunshot."

The teacher says, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking."

Then Billy says, "I have a question for you, miss."

"There are three women sitting on a bench having an ice cream.

One is delicately licking the sides, the second is gobbling down the top and
sucking the cone, while the third one is nibbling on the top.

Which one is married?"

"Erm, the one that's gobbled down the top?" asks the teacher, blushing.

To which Billy replies, "The correct answer is the one with the ring on. But
I like your thinking."

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