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The Joys of Marriage - 5 Kinds of Sex.
1) The first is Smurf Sex.
This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until
you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere,
anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the
bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of
everyone in the courtroom!
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