As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they
are now, George W. Bush will be our next President. This will have
catastrophic results in our vital - no - indispensable entertainment
industry. Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon, Whoopee
Goldberg, Alec Baldwin - among many others - have sworn to leave the
country if George W. Bush is elected President.
And this is where YOU can help. We need volunteers to help pack and to
load moving vans. We also need airfares for these irreplaceable national
treasures so they can relocate before they change their minds.
For the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of these celebrities and
their unfortunate relocation.
You will know that your efforts are helping when you receive postcards,
letters and pictures from your chosen "refugee" as they learn to become a
useful citizen in the Third World country of their choosing.
You will help, won't you ? It costs so little but it means so much.Call
1-800-DEPORT-A-LIB. Operators are standing by. Major credit cards are
accepted.
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