Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

Contestant: Er...

Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...

Contestant: Blimey?

Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...

Contestant: (Silence)

Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...

Contestant: Walked?

BBC Radio Newcastle

Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?

Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

Afternoon Show, BBC Radio Bristol

Steve Yabsley: What's the highest mountain in the UK?

Contestant: Mount Etna.

Steve Wright Show, Radio 2

Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube?

Contestant: India.

Wright: The leader of the orchestra plays which musical instrument?

Contestant: The baton.

Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?

Contestant: Expresso.

Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.

Contestant: Sydney.

Wright: What was the animal referred to in Val Doonican's song Paddy

McGinty's??

Contestant: I don't know.

Wright: It begins with a 'G'.

Contestant: Cow.

Wright: Which legendary blood-sucking creature was created by Bram Stoker?

Contestant: The leech.

Chris Searle Show, BBC Radio Bristol

Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?

Caller: Japan.

Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.

Caller: Er... Mexico?