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Beckham Pongs.
David Beckham wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best Armani
tracksuit, ready for another hard day's work of being an over-privileged,
tattooed ponce. Catching sight of himself in the mirror, he thinks "By
God, David, you're looking good today." He admires the fine cut of his
tracksuit, the healthy sheen of his tan and flexes his biceps. "Feeling
good too", he notes proudly at the firm swell of muscle underneath the
Manchester United shirt he's wearing.
He goes down to the kitchen where The "Posh" massively over rated singer
hands him a Golden, Diamond Cut bowl, of Golden Grahams. "You're looking
fit this morning, David dear."
"Too right," says Golden-bollocks. "I feel good as well."
"But you don't smell so good, mind" comments his wife.
The muppet takes a sniff. "You're right there," he says worriedly, "I do
smell a bit rough." He finishes his breakfast, jumps into his Ferrari,
with leopard skin interior and drives off to Old Trafford to practice
breaking his voice. He meets poor old Luke Chadwick at the gates.
"Alright David. You're looking good today," says the extremely ugly one.
"Too right, I am," says Golden-bollocks.
"But you whiff a bit," says the overrated ugly twat.
"Funny that, I don't know what it is but Posh said the same thing."
"Good morning to you" he grins at Alex Ferguson.
"It's a fine day, David", says The Scottish Genius, chewing his gum
wildly. "And you're looking really good."
"Hey thanks Boss. I look good and I feel good as well," replies the
overpaid tosser.
"Oh David !" winces the Scotsman. "You do smell awful, skip training and
go to the quacks"
Worried, Golden Bollocks visits his doctor. "Doctor, I've got a problem. I
look good, I feel great but I smell awful."
The doctor gets out his medical dictionary. "Let's see...looks
good...feels great...smells awful. Hmm, yes, its quite simple, Mr
Beckham," says the doctor.
"You're a c**t."
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