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Before it Starts.
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top! "You b*****d! You waltz in here, flop your
fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around
like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day
long?"
The husband sighed. "Its started!"
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