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Being a Good Husband/Boyfriend.
All men take note .. All women copy the following and pass to all men
Everything you wanted to know about being a good husband / boyfriend but
were lied to about by the rest of us.
It's called - THE POINTS SYSTEM.
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do
something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and
points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she
expects. Sorry, that's the way the game of love is played. Here is a guide
to the points system:
Simple Duties:
You make the
bed +1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -1
You leave the toilet seat
up -5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty 0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex -1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom -2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings +5
In the
snow
+8
But return with
beer -5
You check out a suspicious noise at
night 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing
0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something +5
You pummel it with a six
iron +10
It's her
cat
-10
Social Engagements:
You stay by her side the entire
party 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
drinking
buddy
-2
Named
Tiffany
-4
Tiffany is a
dancer -6
Tiffany has
implants -8
Her Birthday:
You take her out to
dinner 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar +1
Okay, it is a sports
bar -2
And it's all-you-can-eat
night -3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the colours of your favourite
team -10
A Night Out With The Boys:
You go out with a
pal -5
The pal is happily
married -4
Or frighteningly
single -7
And he drives a
Mustang -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED) -15
A Night Out:
You take her to a
movie +2
You take her to a movie she
likes +4
You take her to a movie you
hate +6
You take her to a movie you
like -2
It's called
DeathCop3 -3
Which features cyborgs that eat humans
-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans
-15
Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable
potbelly -15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it +10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian
shirts
-30
You say "It doesn't matter, you have one too"
-800
The Big Question:
She asks, "Do I look fat?" You hesitate in responding. -10
You
reply,"Where?"
-35
Any other
response
-20
Communication:
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks
like a concerned
expression 0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes
+5
You listen for 30 minutes plus without looking at the clock
+100
She realizes this is because you've fallen
asleep -20
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