1 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Too
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this, Who
and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, I paid 10
quid to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.
8 When people say "life is short". Life is the longest damn thing anyone
ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
10 People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11 When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12 People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.
13 McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken
Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw
and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.
14 When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes
fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
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