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Birth Explosion.
*******Press Release*******
Hospitals right across Wales are getting ready for a birth explosion
this coming Xmas and are already trying to recruit extra medical staff to
cope.
"It's is a worrying side effect of foot and mouth, with the country side
closed off and so many dead sheep, our women are bound to be getting a bit
more attention" said Glyn Lloyd Jones of South Glamorgan Health Trust.
The UFWWL (Ugly Fat Welsh Women's League) has reported that they are
overjoyed with the situation and are campaigning for a stop to sheep
Farming in Wales for good.
"It's wonderful. All the women in our Village are getting some at the
moment", said a 25 year old fat welsh munter.
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