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Blind Date.

Walt took his blind date to the carnival.

"What would you like to do first Kim?" asked Walt.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Walt again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Walt lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked what to do next. I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Walt figured she was really weird and took her home early dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
 

 
 

 

 

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