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A Blonde Artist
Wanting a portrait with
which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter
he'd been recommended to paint him in the nude.
"No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that sort of thing."
"But what if I double your fee?" he pleaded.
"Nope, sorry. Won't do it."
"How about I give you five times what you normally get?"
"Oh, okay then," said the artist, "but I'm keeping my socks on. I need a
place to put my brushes."
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