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A Blonde Kidnapper
A dumb blonde, short of
money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed
money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold
him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind
a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next
to the slides on the south side of the playground.
Signed,
A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to
show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was
sitting beneath the apple tree.
The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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