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Bottom Deoderant.
A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some
bottom deodrant. The assistant a little bemused, explains to the woman
that they don't sell bottom deodrant and never have. The blonde, unfazed,
assures the lady behind the counter, that she has been buying the stuff
from here on a regular basis and would like some more.
The shop assitant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't
stock such an item, smiles at the blonde and says "one moment please. I'll
get the chemist".
The Chemist looks at the blonde and says "Can I help you miss?"
"I would like to buy some bottom deodrant please".
"I'm sorry" says the chemist "we don't have any".
"But I always get it here", says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go and get it".
She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who looks at it
and says to the woman "This is just a normal stick of under arm deodrant"
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the
container, "To apply, push up bottom".
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