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Blonde on a Plane.
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section.
She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and
tells the woman that her seat is in economy. The blonde replies, "I'm
young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New
York."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the
captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman
that her assigned seat is in economy. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm
young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New
York."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the
cockpit to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says
that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem.
He then goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot and
rushes back to her seat in the economy section.
The pilot and flight attendant, who were
watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said
to the woman. He replied, "I just told her that the first class section
isn't going to New York.�
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