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You Can Paint My Porch
One day a blonde wants to make some money, so she goes to one of the rich
neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and says, "Hi, is there anything I
could do for your house or you???"
The man thinks and says, "Sure, you can paint my porch. You will find
all the stuff in the garage."
The girl says, "O.K., How much will you pay me?"
The man says, "How much does fifty bucks sound?"
The blonde quickly agrees and get straight to work. The wife who had heard
the conversation inside says,
"50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!"
25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says, "O.K. I am done.
Can I have my money now?" Surprised the man replies, "O.K. Let me get the
money"
He comes back and the girl says as she is leaving, "By the way, it's a
Ferrari, not a Porch!"
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