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Blonde Execution
A brunette, a redhead and
a blonde are about to be executed for crimes.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests.
She says, "No." So the executioner shouts, "Ready, Aim,"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks
around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks
if she has any last requests.
She says, "No." So the executioner shouts, "Ready, Aim,"
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and
looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards
bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says, "No." So the executioner shouts, Ready, Aim,"
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
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