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Disabled Man on the Beach.
BOB
A disabled man with no arms and legs was sunbathing on the beach when
three gorgeous girls walked up and took pity on him.
"Have you ever been hugged" said the first girl? "No" said the man so she
gave him a big hug.
"Have you ever been kissed" said the second girl? "No" replied the man so
she gave him a long slow kiss.
"Have you ever been f**ked" asked the third girl? "Never" replied the man
his eyes lighting up in anticipation.
"Well you are now, the tides coming in"
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