To show off, the building engineer called to his dog. “T-square, do your stuff!”

T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart, just like his owner.

But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, “Spreadsheet, do your stuff!”

Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good, just like his owner.

But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, “Measure, do your stuff!”

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was pretty impressive, just like his owner.

Then the three men turned to the IT Contractor. and said, “What can your dog do?”

The IT Contractor called to his dog and said, “Chargeable, do your stuff!”
Chargeable jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the floor, shagged the other three dogs, and wrote out an invoice for £37,200...