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Chat Up Lines!
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming
too.
I'd like to shag your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to
it.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.
Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I wouldn't dance with you." Guy:
"I'm sorry, you must have misheard me. I said you look fat in that skirt."
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg Easter, can I visit you
between the Holidays?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
I seem to have lost my bed. Can I use yours?
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night
long.
(To be used to the uglier of two girls):
Guy: "Do you want to dance?" Minger: "Yes I do." Guy "Go on then, off you
go, I want to talk to your mate."
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