A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and when he is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."

He looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup.

He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that was amazing. You must be a lucky frog,eh?" The frogs replies, "Ribbit Lucky Frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think, frog?," the man asks. "Ribbit Three Wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one!

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The Frog says "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the table, the man asks, "What should I bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."

Now this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash come sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserved it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."