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Clinton in Hell!
Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At Hell's gates he meets
Judgment. Judgment tells Clinton that Hell is full, but that Clinton will
be replacing one of the current inhabitants. Clinton will be given the
choice of who he will replace forever in Hell.
Three doors appear before Clinton. The first door opens. Behind it is Newt
Gingrich. He's being worked over with a blow torch. Upon seeing Newt in
this predicament, Clinton cringes and says, "That looks painful. I don't
think this is for me!"
The second door opens. Behind it is Ted Kennedy. His skin is being
stripped off with a pair of pliers. Grimacing at the bloody scene, Clinton
says, "I don't think so."
The third door opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He's naked and bound hand
and foot. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
"I can handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.
"Very well," says Judgment. "Monica, you may go.
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