Apparently there are conflicts between these 2 systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend is incompatible with several other applications, such as Boys Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried re-installing Girlfriend 1.0 on top of Girlfriend 4.0 only to discover that these 2 systems detect each other and can cause severe damage to all his hardware...

Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover to his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, whilst wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus.

Imagine my friend’s disappointment, though on discovering that FreeSexPlus can only run on a well warmed up system, and even then you can’t guarantee access; it also refused some of the new plug-ins he’d been keen to try.

Wife 1.0 also has a rather unattractive pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can’t be turned off.

Recently he’s been tempted to try the Mistress 98 add-on, but there could be problems. If Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 98, it will delete all MS Money files before uninstalling itself.

What’s the solution?

Disgruntled.

Dear Disgruntled:

You need to try Right Hand.1, mate. I’ve been running it for years (with Left Hand back up) and it’s never given me a moments trouble.

Cheap, reliable, easy to run - and no need for any expensive add-ons!