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Condom Advertising.
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing
or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would
probably advertise more openly.
Just a few examples ....
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms: - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms: - The ride of your life.
Toyota Condoms : Oh what a feeling
Ford Condoms : The ride of your life.
BMW Condoms : Pure Driving Pleasure
Sony Condoms: - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms: - Where do you want to go today?
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms: - Finger Licking Good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
M&Ms Condoms: - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms: - Lightening the Load
Abbey National Condoms: - Because life's complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms: - The Real Thing.
Ever Ready Condoms: - Keep going and going.....
Duracell Condoms : Keep going and going and going
ESSO Condoms: - The eye of the Tiger
Macintosh Condoms: - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Pringles Condoms: - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms:- Home of the Whopper.
Goodyear Condoms: "For a longer ride go wide"
FCUK condoms - no comment required!
Miller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!
Philips Condoms - Lets make things better!
BT condoms - Stay in touch!
Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile!
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
and last but not least.....
ONdigital condoms - Plug and Play!!!
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