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Dayvorce.

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a "Divorce" The Attorney asked "May I help you?"

The Farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces"

Attorney: "Well, do you have a case?"

Farmer: "No, I don't have a case, but I do have a John Deere."

Attorney: You don't understand. I mean do you have a grudge?"

Farmer: "Yea, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."

Attorney: "No sir, I mean, do you have a suit?"

Farmer: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."

Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

Farmer: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."

Attorney: "Well, is she a "Nagger" or anything?"

Farmer: "No, she's a little whit gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want this Dayvorce."

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