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Demarcation.
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for
weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like
have an Electricity Board logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which
he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Hotpoint
written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front
door? They're about to break." "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want
to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Black and Decker
written on my forehead? I don't think so.
I've had enough of you. I'm going to the pub!!!" So he goes to the pub and
drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated
his wife, and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he
enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a
beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey, how'd this all get fixed?" She said, "Well, when you left, I sat
outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and
I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was
either screw him or bake him a cake."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Delia Smith written on my forehead?"
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