A policeman in Staffordshire returned home from a nightshift to find
his wife preparing breakfast.
For some unknown reason, he wrapped a slice of bread around his penis, at
which point the dog leapt up and took a bite out of it. The man needed
cosmetic surgery to restore the damage.
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A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
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Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," The man shouted, "that's not what I said!"
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In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to
hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a
finger to simulate a gun, but fortunately, he failed to keep his hand in
his pocket. (hellllllooooooo!)
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