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Drinking Buddies in a Pub
A South African, an Aussie, and a Londoner were sitting in a pub having a pint of beer.
The South African grabs his beer, downs it, throws his glass into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air.
He grins to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and shouts "In
Souff Efrika we hef so meny glissiz we never drink out of the same gliss
twice".
The Aussie then downs his beer, throws his glass into the air, grabs the
gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on the bar and
belches.
"Ay mate, in Osstraarlear we have so much blaady saaand which makes
glaaass reeeally cheap, so we never drink out of the same glaaass twice".
The Londoner looks at the two of them, finishes his beer, puts the glass
down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Aussie and South
African and says "In London we have so many bloody South Africans and
Aussies that we never have to drink with the same ones twice."
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