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The Drinker's Prayer

 

Our brewer,

who art in Devon,

hollowed be thy beer,

thy Krony come,

thy Stella will be done,

at home as it is done in pubs.

Give us this day our daily brandy,

And forgive us for drinking coke and fanta,

as we forgive those who drink tea and coffee,

and lead us not into soberness,

but deliver us to the nearest offy,

for we are the drinkers,

the drunkards and the alcoholics.

For ever and ever Amstel