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Driving One Liners
Grandpa was driving with
his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She
turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that,
Grandpa."
He replied, "How did you know?" She said, "Because you didn't say
"asshole" afterwards.
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