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Dumb Cajuns?
Boudreaux left the bayou
and moved to Arkansas where he bought him a donkey from an old farmer for
$100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "I'm sorry, but I have some
bad news... the donkey died last night."
"Well, den" said Boudreaux, "Jus' give my money back, yeah."
"I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already."
"OK, den. Jus' unload dat donkey."
"What are you gonna do with him?"
"I'm gon-to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle a dead donkey, you silly Cajun!"
"Well dats where you wrong! You wait an' you learn how smart we Cajuns
are!"
A month later the farmer ran into the Cajun and asked, "What happened with
that dead donkey?"
"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and
made $998."
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
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