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England Q & A.
Q: Why are English footballers better lovers than French footballers.
A: Because, they are on top for 90 minutes and still manage to come
second.
Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.
Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag?
A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What's the difference between a packet of sellotape and Phil Neville.
A: One's a glueless kit.
Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2000 commemorative cube painted red,
white and blue in honour of the England squad.
But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box.
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