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One Liners - Essex Girls.
Q. What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent Essex
girl?
A. There has actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
Q. What is the difference between an Essex Girl and a Cream Egg?
A. It costs 20p to lick out a cream egg!
Q. How do you confuse an Essex girl?
A. You don't. They're born that way.
Q. What do a Ford Escort door and an Essex girl have in common?
A. The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Q. What do you call an Essex girl in a white shell suit?
A. The bride
Q. How many Essex girls does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
A. Five. One to stir the mixture, and four to peel the smarties.
Q. What do you call an Essex girl with an IQ of 150?
A. Basildon
Q. What's the similarity between Essex girls and carpenters?
A: They both have saws in their box
Q. What's the difference between a computer and an Essex girl?
A. You only have to punch information once into a computer.
Q. What does the label in an Essex girl’s knickers say?
A. NEXT!
Q. What's the difference between a Walrus and an Essex Girl?
A. One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus
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