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A Pakistani arrives in London.
All excited, he stops the
first person he meets. "Good day, Mr. Englishman, thank you to accept me
in your nice country, and...
" The person interrupts and says: "I am not English, I'm Spanish."
The Pakistani continues
on his way and meets another passer-by: "Thank
you Mr. Englishman for to let my family and me stay here..."
Again, he is interrupted
before finishing his sentence: "I no be English, I be Turk!"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by: "Mr.
Englishman, me thank you for hospitality you give..."
"But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African, not English."
"But", answers the Pakistani distressed, "Then, where are the English??"
The African looks at his watch and says: "Oh, they don't get off work 'til five o'clock!"
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