Exotic Pet

A young lady goes into a pet shop to get herself an exotic pet. She looks around and sees a box of live frogs with a sign that says, "Enchanted Sex Frogs $20-Guaranteed to work or Your Money Back."

She sheepishly says to the young man behind the counter that she would like to buy one of them.

He boxes it up and tells her just to follow the instructions in the box.

When she got home she read the instructions and followed them exactly:
1. Take a shower
2. Put on nice perfume
3. Put on a sexy nightgown
4. Lay the frog down beside you on the bed
5. If there are any problems just call Bob at the store.

She laid there awhile and after nothing happened she called Bob at the pet store and told him about the problem.

He said for her not to worry he would be right over.

When he arrived she said the frog just sits there and I am very disappointed in my purchase.

He said for her not to worry and turned to the frog.

Bob picked up the frog and looked directly into his eyes and said very sternly, "Watch me. I am only going to show you how to do this one more time."