An eighteen year-old girl in Aberdeen goes home to see her mum and tells
her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the
mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to
know!!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a brand new red Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach
villa and put £750,000 into her bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a
£1,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a business and £500,000 each. However..., if there is a miscarriage..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time,
interrupts, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:
"You'll shag her again!!"
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