Welcome to Geoff & Janice's
All About Paphos Web Site
Flower Show
Two old women were
sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show
was in progress.
One leaned over the other and said, Cripes! Life is boring, we never have
any fun these days. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through
the flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up $5.00.
As fast as she could, the first old woman fumbled her way out of her
clothes and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town
hall.
Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall,
followed by loud applause. The naked old woman burst out through the door
surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"How did you do?" asked her friend.
"Great!" she said, "I just won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement
Site Powered by phphosted.com
Home
Mythology Maps
Weather All About Paphos
Stuff to do About us
Geoff's Stuff
Janice's Stuff
Weddings Contacts
Sitemap Search