A Sydney radio station paid callers between $1000 - $5000 for people to
tell their most embarrassing stories.
This story netted the $5000 prize.
"I had an appointment with the gynaecologist. On the morning of the
appointment I received a call from his office to say I had been
rescheduled for earlier in the day at 9.30am. I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school and it was around 8.45am already.
The trip usually takes 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. I
always like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such
visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make a full effort.
I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and
gave myself a wash in "THAT AREA" taking extra care to make sure I was
presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped into my car and raced to the appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes before I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other
side of the room and pretended I was in Cairns or some other place a
million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said "My,
we have taken a little extra effort this morning haven't we?", but I
didn't respond.
The appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
rest of the day was normal - shopping, cleaning, cooking etc. After school
my six year old daughter was playing and she called out from the bathroom,
"Mum, where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another one from
the cupboard. She called back, "NO, I need the one that was here by the
sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
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