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A woman is walking down the street, headed to the bar where her very large boyfriend is playing pool. A man approaches her and begins to hit on her. "You look so good I could kiss you," he says.
She just walks a little faster, trying to ignore him. He continues on after her, saying, "Your so fine, I could lick you all over."
Disgusted, she tells him that if he doesn't leave her alone she's going to have her boyfriend, "take care of business." Yet, still he continues on, "Girl, you are so fly I could fill your pussy up with beer and drink it."
That was enough for her. She was now at the door of the bar where her boyfriend was. She walked in, the man followed. Going over to her boyfriend she begins, "That guy said he wanted to kiss me!"
"Oh really?" the boyfriend replies, as he begins to roll up his left sleeve. "Yeah, and he also said that he wanted to lick me all over."
"Is that right?," as he begins rolling up his right sleeve. "Did he say anything else?" the boyfriend asks.
"Yes!, he said he wanted to fill my pussy up with beer and drink it." At hearing this the boyfriend begins to roll down both sleeves. "What are you doing?" the girl asks in astonishment.
The boyfriend replies, "I'm not going to mess with anybody who can
drink that much beer!"
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