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Hospital Visit.
The Queen was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour
of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating
furiously.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry Your Majesty, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.
If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode, and he would
die instantly.
"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blowjob.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but a better health plan."
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