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Idiots at Work:
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk
noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.
She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the
card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to
compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed
on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully
compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would
have it, they matched.
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett-Packard "Environmental, Health &
Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to
lubricate your eyes."
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and she no
longer wanted them to cross there.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
woman behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." The server said she was
sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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