Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of the American Indian. After a tour of the reservation they were on, She inquired about the number of feathers in the headdress. She asked a Brave with only one feather in his headdress.

His reply was "Me sleep with only one Squaw, have only one feather." She asked another Brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This Brave had four feathers.

He replied, "Ugh, me four feathers because me sleep with four Squaws!" Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of Squaws, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which needless to say, amused Ms. Walters.

She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress, Chief?"

The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, " Me f**k 'em all! Big, small, fat, tall ME F**K 'EM ALL! Horrified, Ms Walters said, "You ought to be hung!"

The Chief Replied, You damn right me hung! Big like buffalo, long like snake!" Ms Walters replied, "You don't have to be so hostile!"

The Chief replied, "Hoss Style, Dog Style, Wolf Style, Any Style! Me f**k 'em all!" Tears in her eyes, Ms Walters cried, "Oh Dear!" The Chief said, "No Deer...me no f**k Deer, asshole too high and f**kers run too fast! No f**k 'em deer!