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Sperm Count.
An 80 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me
back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 80 year old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty
as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked
my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still
nothing. "She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then
with her teeth out, and still. We even called up Earleen, the lady next
door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even
tried squeez'n it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?" The old man replied,
"Yep, but no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the damn jar open!
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