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JFK Jr Quick Jokes.
These are a bit dated now.
Q. Why was JFK Jnr flying to Martha's Vineyard?
A. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.
Q. Why didn't he shower before he left?
A. He'd planned to wash up on shore.
Q. What was JFK Jnr's last sexual experience?
A. Going down on Gay Head.
Q. What will the movie of the tragedy be called?
A. Three Funerals and a Wedding.
Q. Why was JFK Jnr worse than his uncle Ted?
A. Ted only drowns one woman at a time.
Finally - isn't it funny how if you're in a hurry, your luggage takes
forever, but if you're just floating around, it arrives before you do.
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