There's a NEW job posting this morning that some of you may find interesting or want to apply for...

STATE OF FLORIDA - VOTING COMMISSIONER IN CHARGE OF RECOUNTS

The State of Florida has an exciting short-term opportunity for a talented, single and high minded individual who is fast both in mind and on their feet.

As the new Voting Commissioner, you will have the chance to sift through over 6 MILLION votes cast in last week's presidential election.

QUALIFICATIONS:

Ability to count without using your fingers.

Must have particular expertise in using "White-Out"

Special artistic skills in making the word "Nader" look like "Gore."

Must own a large number of high-collared shirts as protection from Gore and Bush campaigners "breathing down your neck."

Orphans preferred.

JOB POSITIVE:

Regardless of the outcome, you will be loved by half the country.

JOB NEGATIVE:

Regardless of the outcome, you will be hated by half the country.

Wonderful "ground-floor" opportunity to move up to newly created and highly coveted GS-12 position of "Sacrificial Lamb."

Must have ability to leave country within one hour of completing recount for possible relocation to undisclosed foreign country.

Safety guaranteed by Federal Witness Protection Program.

Full medical benefits including a bullet-proof vest.

Retirement benefits not provided since not deemed necessary.

Florida is an equal opportunity employer.