"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me". The wife was deeply disappointed but, a wish was a wish.

The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!...Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.

Men might be b@stards. But Fairies are.................... Female

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A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people.

In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours and the one with the best answer would get the job.

The question was: A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.

The first one says "My answer is, there IS no answer."

The second one says "My answer is, that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given."

The THIRD one says "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names, it's either, Willie Turner or Willie Nailer" ...HE GOT THE JOB.

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Two SARS bugs leave the pub after a night of drinking. One turns to the other and says…

"Bloody Hell, I could murder a Chinese."

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A little kid walks in on his parents having sex. He says, "What are y’all doing?"

His mom says, "Well I was just letting the air out of your dad, he is to fat."

The kid says, "Why, the lady next door is just going to blow him up again!"