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The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, NBC
Leno: Who was the first man on the moon?
Contestant: Louis Armstrong.
GMTV
Presenter: In which direction do the hands of a clock travel?
Contestant: Anti-clockwise.
Andy Collins: Name a red liquid.
Contestant: Mercury.
Collins: Is Mercury red? Let's see if it's there... No, bad luck, I didn't think it was red.
Contestant: I wasn't sure if it was red or green.
The Afternoon Programme Quiz, ABC 774
Presenter: Who killed Cock Robin?
Contestant: Oh God, I didn't even know he was dead.
Lincs FM phone-in
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.
Richard Madeley: Who did Britain go to war with over the Falklands?
Contestant: Er...
RM: It's a South American country.
Contestant: Iran?
Judy Finnegan: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: Pass
Breakfast Show, Radio Hallam, Sheffield
Presenter: Of which European country is Lisbon the capital?
Contestant: Australia.
Presenter: Sorry, that's the wrong answer; we'll go to the next caller.
Second contestant: I were going to say Australia as well. Is it Gibraltar?
Brainy Mechanic quiz, RI:SE, C4
Presenter: Which mountain range separates France and Spain?
Brainy Mechanic: The Himalayas.
Fifteen to One, Channel 4
Q: Which mobile phone company has the slogan "The future's bright, the future's orange?"
A: Virgin.
William G Stewart: Which cathedral town on the river Severn shares its name with the sauce used in a Bloody Mary?
Contestant: Tomato.
RI:SE, Channel 4
Quizmaster: Where is the Sea Of Tranquility?
Contestant: Ibiza.
Beacon Radio, Wolverhampton
DJ Mark: For £10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?
Bob Hope Birthday Quiz, LBC
Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons?
Contestant: Four.
In Our Time, Radio 4
Cosmologist: ...and eventually the star becomes a red giant, or, if it's a really massive star, a super red giant.
Melvyn Bragg: Is it called red because of the colour?
Cosmologist: Erm, yes.
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