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Buying a Lexus.
A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then sees
the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel
the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escaped her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right
now.
But, as she turns back there standing next to her is salesman
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just
touching it... you're going to shit yourself when you hear the price."
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